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tropius:

holmes-less:

lucifersaxon:

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

i dont get it

(via chaos-lane)

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coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

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slightlyterroristic:

I can’t really argue

slightlyterroristic:

I can’t really argue

(via bmth-suck)

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officialwaltdisney:

being a girl is so expensive like

panties? expensive.

tampons? expensive.

makeup? expensive.

XL Shrek Dildos? expensive.

(via bmth-suck)

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floreic:

dark pale

floreic:

dark pale

(Source: salemboyparts, via sstayhappythere)

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theirhappyistooloud:

fucking thank you

theirhappyistooloud:

fucking thank you

(via thebeaconofgondor)

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h0llow3yes:

precumming:

witchybitchyandtrippy:

datassium:

just leaving this here for everyone…

NOPE

YES OMFG

Aw yes.

(Source: datassium)

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"I heard you once worked 96 hours straight"
"Yes, it was horrible. By the end I thought I was a hummingbird of some kind."

"I heard you once worked 96 hours straight"

"Yes, it was horrible. By the end I thought I was a hummingbird of some kind."

(Source: tramampoline, via sstayhappythere)